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A Young Cheerleader named Syvette Wimberley has found out that a porno actress is using her name. *gasp* The funniest part is that another girl on the Cheerleading team is named Courtney Cummz. I only wish I could have found pictures of these chicks.

According to the Houston Press:

Syvette is actually Lara Madden, from Kingwood. You think you’re gonna get anywhere in porn with a name like “Lara Madden”? Guess again. So Madden picked a new name. Unfortunately for Syvette Wimberley, her former classmate in Kingwood, she picked…Syvette Wimberley.

Caj Boatright, the real Wimberley’s attorney, says the whole ordeal has been “kind of a nightmare” for his client, who is not doing interviews. “Syvette wants this to pass as quickly as possible…her goal is to get her name away from the adult industry,” he adds.

“[S]he wanted a name that sounded unique,” says Madden’s attorney, Kent Schaffer. It wasn’t done out of spite, he insists: “If she were doing it to be malicious, she would’ve made sure that this girl knew she was using the name two years ago when it occurred.”

The real Wimberley eventually found out when she started getting weird questions from friends. (How does that go? “Hey, Syvette — I saw you in this great double-penetration scene last night! Well, I didn’t make it through all of the scene, but what I saw was great!!”)

And in case your porno mind is envisioning some sweet young lesbian love affair that caused Madden to adopt the name, forget it: “They were never good friends,” Schaffer said. “They were acquaintances.”

The Smoking Gun Web site was first to note Wimberley suing Madden; we blogged about it at our Houstoned blog and now it’s gone worldwide. Which, ummm, really is serving to ensure that the 99 percent of people who never heard of either of the Syvette Wimberleys will now always associate the name with porn.

“Nobody comes out a winner in this deal,” Schaffer says. Madden no longer does porn and Wimberley’s lawsuit “has caused her a whole lot of embarrassment,” Schaffer says. (As much as starring in Big Cocks 5?)

Yet, Boatright points out, “Movies are still being released or have been since she…allegedly left the business that she [was] in…And there’s still obviously tons of content on the web that has that name on it…[the movies] are still very accessible to the public.”

The really bad part about the suit is that Schaffer’s one of the funnier lawyers in town, but he’s playing all this absolutely straight, droning on about what a shame it is that all of Kingwood now knows Lara Madden did dirty movies.

Although we previously reported that Mandi was NOT retiring from the sex bid-ness… I’m sorry to report that, chyea. She is now. After only a short but memorable five years of getting paid to get naked and get banged in front of a camera, Mandi Michaels tells us “I’ve had enough!”

Scott Morgan, President and CEO of Platinum Media apparently expected the shift and has been trying to make money using Mandi’s experience in sales and marketing for at least a year. Michaels began working with the amateur production company when she turned 18 and appeared in her first Film “18 and Still in School.” But alas, after 4 years and 37 movies later, she was presented with an opportunity to become part owner of the company’s newly formed Distribution Company - Select Distributors.

SO…last week, amidst a slew of sharks (scuse me - Lawyers), the boobalicious 23-year-old Mandi Michaels signed the papers giving her half-interest and full control of the distribution company.

How does one of our favorite quasi-prostitutes feel about going legit? “It make me feel good that I am recognized for what I have between my ears” said the young Executive VP while signing papers, “I think some of my friends only thought it was what I had between my legs that kept me employed.” Whoever thought that was obviously foolish, because its her giant boobs that are the kicker in that package. Although we surely assume her cave of wonders is top 5, when you’re looking for Mani to get naked, you’re looking for her topless before anything else.

It was agreed that although Mandi will not be appearing in any sex scenes produced by the company in the future (awww), she will still appear in some of their promotional scenes and trade shows as needed (yeeay?). Scott Morgan has always supported the move and pushed for this change for the past year. His only comment at Press time was “She earned this and it’s about time she turned in her toys… her damn batteries cost too much.”

Pornstar Mary Carey recalls when Arnold Scharzenager groped her giant boob. Bill Clinton cameos too.
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The actor, who plays The Sandman (Thomas Haden Church, for anyone who cares) in the latest installment of the superhero movie ‘Spiderman 3‘, has been in a relationship with the adult movie star Mia Zittoli (pictured below) for five years and doesn’t mind her history in pornography.

He says, “That’s all in the past. Good life partners are well balanced, dynamic intellectually and romantically. I hope the wedding will be sooner rather than later.”

Update: I saw that Fark linked this story with the description, “Apparently getting Sandman in her vagina doesn’t bother her”. Cute.

Dr. Orgasmo states on the Howard Stern Show that he can make a woman orgasm just by touching her sides. He is put to the test by comedian Stacey Prussman, Body Builder Nicole Bass and Robin Quivers. See if he passes the test or not.