Here’s a little treat for all you foot fetish freaks. Pam Anderson’s lovely little soles exposed and molested by a tall dark haired man. Oh the humanity!

Newsflash of the decade? Notsomuch. But I’m in love with the bitch, so here’s a little SFW candy. I’d prefer her nude and in a tub of butter or shower of syrup or masturbating on a shag carpet somewhere, but whatever. Take what you can get.

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Although we previously reported that Mandi was NOT retiring from the sex bid-ness… I’m sorry to report that, chyea. She is now. After only a short but memorable five years of getting paid to get naked and get banged in front of a camera, Mandi Michaels tells us “I’ve had enough!”

Scott Morgan, President and CEO of Platinum Media apparently expected the shift and has been trying to make money using Mandi’s experience in sales and marketing for at least a year. Michaels began working with the amateur production company when she turned 18 and appeared in her first Film “18 and Still in School.” But alas, after 4 years and 37 movies later, she was presented with an opportunity to become part owner of the company’s newly formed Distribution Company - Select Distributors.

SO…last week, amidst a slew of sharks (scuse me - Lawyers), the boobalicious 23-year-old Mandi Michaels signed the papers giving her half-interest and full control of the distribution company.

How does one of our favorite quasi-prostitutes feel about going legit? “It make me feel good that I am recognized for what I have between my ears” said the young Executive VP while signing papers, “I think some of my friends only thought it was what I had between my legs that kept me employed.” Whoever thought that was obviously foolish, because its her giant boobs that are the kicker in that package. Although we surely assume her cave of wonders is top 5, when you’re looking for Mani to get naked, you’re looking for her topless before anything else.

It was agreed that although Mandi will not be appearing in any sex scenes produced by the company in the future (awww), she will still appear in some of their promotional scenes and trade shows as needed (yeeay?). Scott Morgan has always supported the move and pushed for this change for the past year. His only comment at Press time was “She earned this and it’s about time she turned in her toys… her damn batteries cost too much.”

And I guess that’s what she’s always been selling. Fun fact: On this day in 2000, a book written by Mariah Carey’s sister alleged that Mariah had been set on the road to fame with money her sister had earned as a prostitute.