Dr. Orgasmo states on the Howard Stern Show that he can make a woman orgasm just by touching her sides. He is put to the test by comedian Stacey Prussman, Body Builder Nicole Bass and Robin Quivers. See if he passes the test or not.

Does she have a name? Probably. Does she need a name? of course not. Is she super hott? Don’t be ridiculous. Is she a cute little number worth posting? ka-duh. And here she is.

In spite of its good aspects, it is necessary to point out the darker side of the porn industry that raises qualms among even the most sexually liberated. Groups such as the Anti-Pornography League highlight the reinforcement of male-domination over women and violence against them that is represented in films and other media. They also say that the porn industry, with its capacity to churn out hundreds of movies a week and maintain millions of websites, is responsible for the exploitation of men and women and for putting them at risk. If you have seen a pornographic film chances are it was condom-free, which is dangerous not only for those individuals participating (I hate to say acting, though I doubt that most of those orgasms are real) in the film but for those watching it. It sends the message that good sex - “porno sex” - is only possible when you don’t use protection, and that it’s OK to get it on with that random cable guy or sexy librarian - or why not both at the same time? - without a condom.So how do we reconcile the enjoyment and pleasure we get from porn with its more deplorable aspects? There is no one answer and in the end you have to do what feels right for you. But it is wise to remember that you shouldn’t compare porn to real life sex, because it will never measure up. Real breasts don’t look like that, most penises aren’t that big and unsafe sex is never cool.

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Which pornstar will take in the most sausage?

Click to view the hig-res. I think I like the soccer lineup the best. Here is where I would insert a sexual pun having to do with soccer… but I know none. So i’ll just stare at their wet boobs like the rest of you.

 From ‘the bible’s sexiest book’ in Slate:

It’s the guy’s turn to give the compliments. Either he’s not as good a poet as she is, or you talked differently to girls back in the day. “Your hair is like a flock of goats … your teeth are like a flock of shorn ewes.” Your brow is like “pomegranate split open.” “Your neck is like the tower of David.” You’re so beautiful—your hair looks like goats! Your forehead is a pomegranate—a fruit that resembles, um, acne. And you have a neck that seems to be made of brick. Hmm. These lines wouldn’t go over well at my house.

The most famous of his bodily tributes is: “Your two breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle.” This one isn’t exactly insulting, but it’s confusing. Fawns are bony, muscular, and jumpy—which is not how I would describe breasts.

He calls her a “locked garden.” She takes up the metaphor, enthusiastically! “Awake, O north wind, and come, O south wind! Blow upon my garden that its fragrance may be wafted abroad. Let my beloved come to his garden, and eat its choicest fruits.”

And I guess that’s what she’s always been selling. Fun fact: On this day in 2000, a book written by Mariah Carey’s sister alleged that Mariah had been set on the road to fame with money her sister had earned as a prostitute.